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The Cast of Community Reunites for Table Read

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Palm Springs

 
2020
Story
Boy meets girl at a wedding and then they meet again. And again. And again. And again. And it's still the same day.
why you should watch it
It's Groundhog Day, but with a touch of The Lonely Island. Hits just right.
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Dogma

 
1999
Story
An abortion clinic worker is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.
why you should watch it
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are angels, like for real. About the movie? I've been told "not good".
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Galaxy Quest

 
1999
Story
The alumni cast of a space opera television series have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help.
why you should watch it
It's a Star Trek parody. I try to not say it's the best one, because nobody got time to argue about phasers over here. Set them to 'idgaf'.
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Uncut Gems

 
2019
Story
With his debts mounting and angry collectors closing in, a fast-talking New York City jeweler risks everything in hope of staying afloat and alive.
why you should watch it
Adam Sandler really can act. The movie constantly makes you remind yourself to breathe, because if you don't you die.
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The Blues Brothers

 
1980
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Jake Blues, just released from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and his brother Elwood were raised.
why you should watch it
James Brown, Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin are all in it. Spotify them or something. Appreciate the royalty, my guys.
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Inside Man

 
2006
Story
A police detective, a bank robber, and a high-power broker enter high-stakes negotiations after the criminal's brilliant heist spirals into a hostage situation.
why you should watch it
You like those movies which seem smarter than you? This is one of those movies. The narration even tells you how smart it is.
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Office Space

 
1999
Story
Three office workers strike back at their evil employers by hatching a hapless attempt to embezzle money.
why you should watch it
Work sucks.
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Watchmen

 
2019
Story
A white supremacist group wages war against minorities and the police while vigilantes, once seen as heroes, have been outlawed due to their violent methods.
why you should watch it
Awesome, dark, weird, dystopian, smart - It's not tv, it's HBO.
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Drive

 
2011
Story
A mysterious Hollywood stuntman and mechanic moonlights as a getaway driver and finds himself in trouble when he helps out his neighbor.
why you should watch it
Try to find film students (or generally people on the internet for that matter) who don't have an opinion on this one.
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Molly's Game

 
2017
Story
The true story of Molly Bloom, an Olympic-class skier who ran the world's most exclusive high-stakes poker game and became an FBI target.
why you should watch it
Aaron Sorkin directs movies like he writes scripts. Really well.