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Dogma

 
1999
Story
An abortion clinic worker is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.
why you should watch it
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are angels, like for real. About the movie? I've been told "not good".
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nc-17

Galaxy Quest

 
1999
Story
The alumni cast of a space opera television series have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help.
why you should watch it
It's a Star Trek parody. I try to not say it's the best one, because nobody got time to argue about phasers over here. Set them to 'idgaf'.
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The Blues Brothers

 
1980
Story
Jake Blues, just released from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and his brother Elwood were raised.
why you should watch it
James Brown, Ray Charles and Aretha Franklin are all in it. Spotify them or something. Appreciate the royalty, my guys.
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rated
nc-17

Inception

 
2010
Story
A thief who steals secrets through the use of dream-sharing technology.
why you should watch it
Just the concept alone is pretty interesting, but paired with the caliber of director, cast and crew attached, it becomes a mind-boggling thing to follow and think about.
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Men in Black

 
1997
Story
A police officer joins a secret organization that polices and monitors extraterrestrial interactions on Earth.
why you should watch it
The legendary men in black suits with their fancy gadgets and alien thingies.
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nc-17

Back to the Future

 
1985
Story
Marty McFly, a 17-year-old high school student, is sent thirty years into the past in a time-traveling DeLorean invented by his close friend, the eccentric scientist Doc Brown.
why you should watch it
The only reason people still talk about DeLoreans. Also a good time-travel movie.
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Kong: Skull Island

 
2017
Story
After the Vietnam war, a team of scientists explores an uncharted island in the Pacific, venturing into the domain of the mighty Kong.
why you should watch it
Great monster movie. The combination of Kong and a 70s war movie is pretty entertaining plus the whole aesthetic looks fantastic.
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nc-17

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

 
2006
Story
To become the greatest band of all time, two slacker, wannabe-rockers set out on a quest to steal a legendary guitar pick that gives its holders incredible guitar skills.
why you should watch it
If you're not a fan of Jack Black's antics and the music of Tenacious D, then what are we talking about here?
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rated
nc-17

The Martian

 
2015
Story
An astronaut becomes stranded on Mars after his team assume him dead, and must rely on his ingenuity to survive.
why you should watch it
Fun sci-fi adventure by one of the all-time greats. Space!
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rated
nc-17

The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

 
2015
Story
In the early 1960s, CIA agent Napoleon Solo and KGB operative Illya Kuryakin participate in a joint mission against a criminal organization.
why you should watch it
In typical Guy Ritchie fashion the movie prefers style over substance and is all the better for it. Fact: Henry Cavill would've made a more than decent 007.